Houston, do you Cocktail?

CLARIFIED #10............................14

Plantation Pineapple, Plantation OFTD, Coconut Rum,
Pineapple, Lime, Spice #1, Coconut Water

Gregs 2¢: Real talk, this one hits. The girls pulled this drink off. Surprisingly refreshing and boozy. It takes 2 days to make this drink, which is faster than you getting a text back.

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SPATION WAGON..............................13

Hendricks Gin, Cocchi Americano Vermouth, Watermelon Syrup, Bittermens Scarborough Bitters, Extra Virgin Olive Oil

Greg’s 2¢: I personally don’t like martinis. And I hold the belief that people who drink them are posers and really don’t like them. But I f###s with this one.

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#RUMAWAYWITHRICH..................12

Santa Teresa 1796, Turbinado, Lime, Angostura Bitters

Greg’s 2¢: Deep, beautiful, funny and soulful like the man, the myth,
the legend, Rich Bailey

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BIG DADDY SAM..........................12

Knob Creek Rye, Apaluz Mezcal, Tempus Fugit Crème De Banane, Ancho Reyes, Chocolate Bitters

Gregs 2¢: This drink came down from the heavens the day we finalized the menu. It was as if the universe looked down upon us, frowned, and decided that our menu needed help. This one will have you calling us daddy.

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OLD FASHIONED.........................12

Makers Mark, Turbo, Bittahs

Add an unnecessary shot of Ango with DADDY for $7 ;)

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LA FRESONA...............................11

Milagro Blanco, Ancho Reyes Verde, Strawberry,
Lime, Club Soda

Gregs 2¢: A definite crowd pleaser. Just enough spice to make it interesting, but not to scare yall bitches away. A great drink for the basic becky ready to be “OMG #adventurous

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EL PAJARO..................................11

Campari, White Rum, Apaluz Mezcal, Pineapple, Lime,
Hibiscus, Fluffy Orange Juice

Gregs 2¢: It’s 2006, you are putting books in your locker. The person you are secretly in love with is walking down the hallway, and you once again fail to summon the courage to talk to them as they pass you by. They are this drink. Be bold this time. Go for it.#forhunty.

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SUN SOAKED ON MONTIE BEACH...10

White Rum, Plantation OFTD, Passion Fruit Ginger, Mint

Gregs 2¢: Crushable. A deceivingly safe choice because it will sneak up on you. This drink is smoother than me spitting game to your girl later on tonight.

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MYSTERY POUCH.........................9

Deep Eddy Lime, ask your bartender/ server for today's flavor!

Gregs 2¢: Honestly I don't know what's in this thing, but it gets you where you want to go. #getwild.

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Party Favors

NOW 2007!
32oz (2-4 Person)...............................30
64oz (4-6 Person)...............................50

White Rum, Wrey N Nephew, Malibu Mango,

Mathilde Peach, Lime, Pineapple, Orange
Choice of Khool-Hey! Peach-Mango or Tropical punch

Gregs 2¢: A couple of these and you will probably start to send WYD? texts to
your clown ex. We made this jungle juice so you and your friends can be trashy again like sophomore year in college. I promise no Everclear is used in the making of this monster.

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POOLSIDE GROOVE (2 Person).........18

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Absolute Pear Elderflower Vodka, Bayou City Tepache, Lemon, Agave

Gregs 2¢: Easy like swiping right on Bumble. A lighter cocktail that you and the homie can share. The tepache kambucha from Bayou City Bucha really shines in this cocktail.

Martian Icee’s

MARKET HORNITOS MARGARITA...9

Ask your server/bartender for the flavor

MARKET FLOR DE CAÑA DAQUIRI......9

Ask your server/bartender for the flavor

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Need an extra skip in yo step? 

Add an unnecessary shot of Lil Wayne "Bumbu" rum fo $5

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SHOT O'CLOCK

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10 CENT KWEEN: (Jell-o Shot).......5

Malibu Watermelon, Rum, Watermelon Jell-o, House Tajin, Lime

Gregs 2¢: Our version of a Mexican candy shot. Probably the number one mixed concoction we made in 2020. We made it into a Jello shot to make life easier on us.

Main/side piece

GYM TAN LAUNDRY......................8

Cayaco Lager & Codigo Tequila

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ASTRO INN...................................7

Montucky & Jim Beam Black

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CALL ME MAYBE.......................................9

Hornitos Seltzer Lime or Mango & 10cent kween (jello shot)

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BISH, WE BALLIN

JIM BEAM BLACK HIGHBALL.........7
Add a flavor for 1 dolla!
-Passionfruit
-Hibiscus
Astros stressing you out? Compliment her with a floater of Jim Beam Orange $4.50

HORNITOS SELTZER...................................7
MANGO OR LIME

CANNED BEER

MONTUCKY 16oz......................................4
CAYACO LAGER 12oz................................4
BUD LIGHT 12oz.......................................5 
FOUR CORNERS EL GRITO 12oz...................5
EUREKA HEIGHTS WOW FACTOR 12oz............6
FAIRWEATHER CYDERSPORT 12oz.............6
(Get your electrolyte on brah)
DOS XX 12oz............................................6
MICHELOB ULTRA 16oz.............................7

DRAFTs

YELLOW ROSE  12oz........................6

Lone Pint 

MODELO 12oz..................................5

TEPACHE 12oz.................................6

Bayou City Bucha

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SEASONAL:

WASATCH APRICOT HEFEWEIZEN.... 6

(She good!)

I'M GOOD BRO

TOPO CHICO...................................5 
JARRITOS GRAPEFRUIT..................4
REDBULL........................................6

• REGULAR

• ​SUGAR FREE

• YELLOW

• WATERMELON

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MOCKTAIL.......................................7

Ask your server/ bartender