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BEVERAGE MENU

Houston, do you Cocktail?

CLARIFIED #10............................14

Plantation Pineapple, Plantation OFTD, Coconut Rum,
Pineapple, Lime, Spice #1, Coconut Water

Gregs 2¢: Real talk, this one hits. The girls pulled this drink off. Surprisingly refreshing and boozy. It takes 2 days to make this drink, which is faster than you getting a text back.

SPATION WAGON..............................13

Hendricks Gin, Cocchi Americano Vermouth, Watermelon Syrup, Bittermens Scarborough Bitters, Extra Virgin Olive Oil

Greg’s 2¢: I personally don’t like martinis. And I hold the belief that people who drink them are posers and really don’t like them. But I f###s with this one.

#RUMAWAYWITHRICH..................12

Santa Teresa 1796, Turbinado, Lime, Angostura Bitters

Greg’s 2¢: Deep, beautiful, funny and soulful like the man, the myth,
the legend, Rich Bailey

BIG DADDY SAM..........................12

Knob Creek Rye, Apaluz Mezcal, Tempus Fugit Crème De Banane, Ancho Reyes, Chocolate Bitters

Gregs 2¢: This drink came down from the heavens the day we finalized the menu. It was as if the universe looked down upon us, frowned, and decided that our menu needed help. This one will have you calling us daddy.

EL PAJARO..................................10

Campari, White Rum, Apaluz Mezcal, Pineapple, Lime,
Hibiscus, Fluffy Orange Juice

Gregs 2¢: It’s 2006, you are putting books in your locker. The person you are secretly in love with is walking down the hallway, and you once again fail to summon the courage to talk to them as they pass you by. They are this drink. Be bold this time. Go for it.#forhunty.

LA FRESONA...............................10

Milagro Blanco, Ancho Reyes Verde, Strawberry,
Lime, Topo Chico

Gregs 2¢: A definite crowd pleaser. Just enough spice to make it interesting, but not to scare yall bitches away. A great drink for the basic becky ready to be “OMG #adventurous”

OG SIN........................................10

Matcha infused Cachaca, Absolut Peach, Green Apple,
Bittercube Jamaican No.1 Bitters

Gregs 2¢: If you like warheads and sour patch kids, then you will like this. It makes your mouth tingle. The green apple really comes through in our version of an adult capri sun.

SUN SOAKED ON MONTIE BEACH...10

White Rum, Plantation OFTD, Passion Fruit Ginger, Mint

Gregs 2¢: Crushable. A deceivingly safe choice because it will sneak up on you. This drink is smoother than me spitting game to your girl later on tonight.

COMIN’ 2GETHER........................10

House Banana Rum, Skrewball Whiskey, Ube, Lime, Pineapple, Papaya Popsicle

Gregs 2¢: My bet for the most popular drink on the menu for this hot girl
summer. You are going to keep coming back to this drink the way you go
back to your toxic ex.

 

OLD FASHIONED..........................12

Makers Mark, Turbo, Angostura

Gregs 2¢: I mean.. its an old-fashioned with Maker’s. Da fuq more i need to say?

MYSTERY POUCH.........................7

Deep Eddy Lime, ask your bartender/ server for today's flavor!

Gregs 2¢: Honestly I don't know what's in this thing, but it gets you where you want to go. #getwild.

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BROUGHT TO YOU BY NIGHT MOVES

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COCKTAIL MAGIC (more drinks coming soon!) 

 

LA LIMPIA..................................13

Created by: Erick Velazquez (Daddy Jr)

Laws 4 Grain Barrel Select Bourbon, Mathilde creme de cassis, charred rosemary, lemon.

Daddy Sam's 2¢: Did someone give you ojo? Gypsy steal your Juul? Let this cocktail cleanse away your guilt of drunk texting your mom a D*** pic. 

HALF/ FULL POURS

LAWS 4 GRAIN STRAIGHT BOURBON WHISKEY

BARREL SELECT.........................................................................7/14

MAKER'S MARK PRIVATE SELECTION KENTUCKY STRAIGHT

BOURBON WHISKY......................................................................7/14

WESTWARD AMERICAN SINGLE MALT EXCLUSIVE SINGLE

BARREL SELECTION...............................................................7.50/15

HEAVEN'S DOOR HIGHWAY 61 BLEND BOURBON & RYE

CUSTOM BLEND......................................................................6.50/13

EL TESORO REPOSADO SINGLE BARREL

LIMITED EDITION....................................................................6.50/13

SAN MATIAS GRAN RESERVA EXTRA AÑEJO...........................6.50/13

 
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Party Favors

NOW 2007!
32oz (2-4 Person)...............................30
64oz (4-6 Person)...............................50


White Rum, Wrey N Nephew, Malibu Mango,

Mathilde Peach, Lime, Pineapple, Orange
Choice of Khool-Hey! Peach-Mango or Tropical punch

Gregs 2¢: A couple of these and you will probably start to send WYD? texts to
your clown ex. We made this jungle juice so you and your friends can be trashy again like sophomore year in college. I promise no Everclear is used in the making of this monster.

POOLSIDE GROOVE (2 Person).........18

Absolute Pear Elderflower Vodka, Bayou City Tepache, Lemon, Agave

Gregs 2¢: Easy like swiping right on Bumble. A lighter cocktail that you and the homie can share. The tepache kambucha from Bayou City Bucha really shines in this cocktail.

DUMP BUCKET (2 Person).......... 22

Deep Eddy Lime, ask your bartender/server what's inside me... or don't ;)

Gregs 2¢: It can be anything depending on the day. Its literally us dumping some stuff that we have too much and adding sugar and some lime juice. I promise its good.

 
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Martian Icee’s

IS THERE LIFE ON MARS...............10

Highway Vodka, Liquid Alchemist Blood Orange, Ginger, Lime

Gregs 2¢: I haven’t tried this drink yet but f#### it. Its a frozen and its Texas.

 

MARKET HORNITOS MARGARITA...9

Ask your server/bartender for the flavor

 

MARKET FLOR DE CAÑA DAQUIRI......9

Ask your server/bartender for the flavor

 

SHOT O'CLOCK

SURGE (Jell-o Shot)......................6

Pineapple Rum, Green Chartreuse, Pineapple, Lime, Mint

Gregs 2¢: We wanted to do Jello shots, but a fancy one. So we added Green Chartreuse. Chartreuse makes everything fancy. Its classy trash.

10 CENT KWEEN: (Jell-o Shot).......5

Malibu Watermelon, Rum, Watermelon Jell-o, House Tajin, Lime

Gregs 2¢: Our version of a Mexican candy shot. Probably the number one mixed concoction we made in 2020. We made it into a Jello shot to make life easier on us.

 

Main/side piece

GYM TAN LAUNDRY......................9

Cayaco Lager, Codigo Tequila

ASTRO INN...................................8

Montucky, Jim Beam Black

TEN SECOND TOM.........................6

Topo Chico, 10¢ Kween Jello Shot

BISH, WE BALLIN

JIM BEAM BLACK HIGHBALL.........7
Add a flavor for 1 dolla!
-Passionfruit
-Strawberry

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CANNED BEER

BUD LIGHT 12oz.....................................5 
MICHELOB ULTRA 16oz..........................8
EUREKA HEIGHTS BUCKLE BUNNY 12oz.....6
AUSTIN EAST CIDER WATERMELON 12oz...6
FOUR CORNERS EL GRITO 12oz.................6 
MONTUCKY 16oz.................. .................4 
CAYACO LAGER 12oz..............................4

DOS XX 16oz....................................... ..9

DRAFTs

YELLOW ROSE  12oz.....................6

Lone Pint 

MODELO 12oz...............................5

TEPACHE 12oz..............................6

Bayou City Bucha

SEASONAL:

Hawaii Five Ale............................. 6

Destihl

 

I'M GOOD BRO

TOPO CHICO...................................4 
JARRITOS GRAPEFRUIT..................4

Jag (happy) Hour

4pm – 7pm 

Monday-Friday
 

$1 Off Beer/Wine

$2 Off All Frozens 

$5 Jim Beam Black Highballs

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